Kou Kou's » job http://koukous.com Crazy Cajun Comedy Supersite Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:47:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 The Passport http://koukous.com/jokes/the-passport/ http://koukous.com/jokes/the-passport/#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:05:16 +0000 Kou Kou http://koukous.com/?p=76 An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his
Passport in his carry-on bag.
You have been to France before, Monsieur?’ the customs officer asked,
sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. ‘Then
you should know enough to have your passport ready.’
The elderly gentleman said,
‘The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.’
‘Impossible’ said the customs officer.
‘The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!’
The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look.
Then he quietly explained.
‘Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944,
I couldn’t find any f***ing Frenchmen to show it to!!!

]]> http://koukous.com/jokes/the-passport/feed/ 0 Layoffs are Hard http://koukous.com/spicy-jokes/layoffs-are-hard/ http://koukous.com/spicy-jokes/layoffs-are-hard/#comments Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:28:33 +0000 Kou Kou http://koukous.com/?p=56 There was a manager who was told by his boss that he had to get rid of at
least one employee. So he narrowed the decision to one of two new employees,
Jack or Mary. He then decided to speak to each one privately, and let their
reactions help guide his decision.
So he called in Jack, explained the situation and, of course, Jack said he
didn’t want to lose his job, but he understood the boss’s situation.

Then he called in Mary, and said, ‘Mary, I’ve got a problem; By the end of
the day, I’ve got to lay you or Jack off…’

And Mary says, ‘Then you’re gonna have to jack off.  I’ve got a headache!’

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