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Thibodeaux on a Diet
Thibodeaux was fat like hell, so his doctor put him on a diet.
Doc: ‘I want you to eat regular for 2 days, then skip a day, and do that over and over for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lose at least 5 pound.’
When Thibodeaux come back, he shocked the doctor cause he lost over 50 lbs!
‘Damn, that’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’
Thibodeaux nodded…’I'll tell you though, I thought I wuz gonna drop flat dead on dat 3rd day.’
‘From the hunger, you mean?’ asked the doctor.
Thibodeaux: ‘Heck no, it wuz from from all dat damn skippin!!!