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Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any
sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all
your crose.” The woman did as she was told.
“Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.”
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me…” As
she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.
“Your probrem velly bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I
ever see! Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”
The woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?”
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: “Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your butt.”