Posts Tagged ‘Cajun Jokes’
A New Year Wish
Happy New Year everyone. Here is a personal message to all my friends who insit of forwarding their emails to me…
Thibodeaux on a Diet
Thibodeaux was fat like hell, so his doctor put him on a diet.
Doc: ‘I want you to eat regular for 2 days, then skip a day, and do that over and over for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lose at least 5 pound.’
When Thibodeaux come back, he shocked the doctor cause he lost over 50 lbs!
‘Damn, that’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’
Thibodeaux nodded…’I'll tell you though, I thought I wuz gonna drop flat dead on dat 3rd day.’
‘From the hunger, you mean?’ asked the doctor.
Thibodeaux: ‘Heck no, it wuz from from all dat damn skippin!!!
Cajun Cruise Lines
T-Boy saw an ad in the paper about a FREE RIVER CRUISE so he went to the travel agency in Lafayette. He told the lady behind the desk why he was there. The woman punched a hidden button, two big fellas came up behind T-Boy, beat him up, took his wallet, and stuff him in a crawfish sack. Then they drug him out back and throwed him into the bayou.
A little bit later Joubert walks in to claim his free cruise. The woman hits that button again and sure enough two big bastards sprung out, beat him up, stuff him in a sack, stole his wallet, and throw him out back into the bayou too.
A couple miles down the bayou the two Cajuns was floating along and bump into one another. T-Boy said to Joubert, “I wonder if dey gonna serve beer on this cruise?”
Joubert replies,”I doubt it. They didn’t serve a damn thing last year.”
Cajun Math Lesson
Once again they underestimate us.
This Cajun got some math moves. Go ahead!
Cajun Joke: Thibodeaux Obituary
Thibodeaux was fishing one day when he had a heart attack and died. The next day Thibodeaux’s wife, Ada, placed the obituary in the Crowley, Louisiana newpaper that read, “Thibodeaux done died!” The newspaper called Ada and explained that she could add some details since the obituary could be 10 lines long. She corrected the ad and the next day it ran stating, “Thibodeaux done died! Boat for sale!”