Posts Tagged ‘cajun joke’
Thibodeaux on a Diet
Thibodeaux was fat like hell, so his doctor put him on a diet.
Doc: ‘I want you to eat regular for 2 days, then skip a day, and do that over and over for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lose at least 5 pound.’
When Thibodeaux come back, he shocked the doctor cause he lost over 50 lbs!
‘Damn, that’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’
Thibodeaux nodded…’I'll tell you though, I thought I wuz gonna drop flat dead on dat 3rd day.’
‘From the hunger, you mean?’ asked the doctor.
Thibodeaux: ‘Heck no, it wuz from from all dat damn skippin!!!
T-Boy’s New Computer
Amadee was in his front yard mowing his grass when T-Boy come stormin out of the house and rushed to the mailbox. T-Boy opened it up, looked inside, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house looking all pissed off.
A little bit later Amadee was weed eating and here come T-Boy again to the mailbox, opened it, felt all the way around inside. Then he cussed and slammed it closed harder than ever.
Mais Amadee couldn’t take no more he say, “What the hell’s wrong T-Boy?”
T-Boy looked at him all crazy, “Well hell! My new computer keeps telling me, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”
T-Boy Speeding Ticket
This is just about true and could happen down here. We drink a little sometimes yeah!
On any given day I pass people coming back from the store on their riding lawn mower with a 12 pack sitting on the hood. LOL