Thibodeaux was fat like hell, so his doctor put him on a diet.

Doc:  ‘I want you to eat regular for 2 days, then skip a day, and do that over and over for 2 weeks.  The next time I see you, you should have lose at least 5 pound.’

When Thibodeaux come back, he shocked the doctor cause he lost over 50 lbs!

‘Damn, that’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’

Thibodeaux nodded…’I'll tell you though, I thought I wuz gonna drop flat dead on dat 3rd day.’

‘From the hunger, you mean?’ asked the doctor.

Thibodeaux:  ‘Heck no, it wuz from from all dat damn skippin!!!

T-Boy saw an ad in the paper about a FREE RIVER CRUISE so he went to the travel agency in Lafayette. He told the lady behind the desk why he was there. The woman punched a hidden button, two big fellas came up behind T-Boy, beat him up, took his wallet, and stuff him in a crawfish sack. Then they drug him out back and throwed him into the bayou.

A little bit later Joubert walks in to claim his free cruise. The woman hits that button again and sure enough two big bastards sprung out, beat him up, stuff him in a sack, stole his wallet, and throw him out back into the bayou too.

A couple miles down the bayou the two Cajuns was floating along and bump into one another. T-Boy said to Joubert, “I wonder if dey gonna serve beer on this cruise?”

Joubert replies,”I doubt it. They didn’t serve a damn thing last year.”

Amadee was in his front yard mowing his grass when T-Boy come stormin out of the house and rushed to the mailbox. T-Boy opened it up, looked inside, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house looking all pissed off.

A little bit later Amadee was weed eating and here come T-Boy again to the mailbox, opened it, felt all the way around inside. Then he cussed and slammed it closed harder than ever.

Mais Amadee couldn’t take no more he say, “What the hell’s wrong T-Boy?”

T-Boy looked at him all crazy, “Well hell! My new computer keeps telling me, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”

Three Cajuns got stuck in a mess are all three got sentenced to be executed by a firing squad.

Admee got taken out and they told him to face the wall so he does but just as they’re going to shoot him, he shouts “Tornado!” and the firing squad sll ran for cover.

Then they brung out T-Meche from Erath and he faces the wall but just as they are going to shoot he shouts “Hurricane!” and the firing squad all run away.

Then they bring out Joubert from Evangeline and they tell him to face the wall.  Just when the firing squad is about to shoot, the Joubert shouts, “Fire!”

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