Cajun Cruise Lines

T-Boy saw an ad in the paper about a FREE RIVER CRUISE so he went to the travel agency in Lafayette. He told the lady behind the desk why he was there. The woman punched a hidden button, two big fellas came up behind T-Boy, beat him up, took his wallet, and stuff him in a crawfish sack. Then they drug him out back and throwed him into the bayou.

A little bit later Joubert walks in to claim his free cruise. The woman hits that button again and sure enough two big bastards sprung out, beat him up, stuff him in a sack, stole his wallet, and throw him out back into the bayou too.

A couple miles down the bayou the two Cajuns was floating along and bump into one another. T-Boy said to Joubert, “I wonder if dey gonna serve beer on this cruise?”

Joubert replies,”I doubt it. They didn’t serve a damn thing last year.”